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Like a giant buffalo, or some sort of monster, like something with the body of a walrus with the head of a sea lion. If there was a God then Ryan and I would be married by now. Daily Mail Even if the ball was wrapped in bacon, Lassie couldn't find it. Oscar Wilde I like men who have a future and women who have a past. Blink once if you want me to pull the plug.

It is not olden times anymore. They invented the three-day bank holiday weekend because you can't lump all the bad weather into just Saturday and Sunday. Claire Hegarty - Dublin I think there's a bit of the devil in everybody. The vote means nothing to women. And may you know nothing but happiness from this day forward.

But it gave him such fidgets To count up the digits That he dropped Math and took up Divinity Sir Lewis Morris was complaining to Oscar Wilde about the neglect of his poems by the press. Samuel Johnson Every man of genius is considerably helped by being dead. You tell me what's unethical. When autumn birds in flocks Fly southward, back we turn the clocks, And so regain a lovely thing That missing hour we lost in spring.

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Jock Brown - Celtic General Manager. There is in every cook's opinion No savory dish without an onion. My number two choice would be Guinness.

Way to honor Meredith, Phyllis. We don't want to be like the leader in the French Revolution who said There go my people, I must find out where they are going so I can lead them.

Oliver Goldsmith No man is an Ireland. Attributed to David Lloyd George - probably apocryphal The fickleness of the women I love is only equaled by the infernal constancy of the women who love me.

Limerick gained a reputation for piety, but we knew it was only the rain. Edna O'Brien Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all other countries because you were born in it. Kennedy What we are doing is in the interest of everybody, bar possibly the consumer.

Oscar Wilde The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech. Heard from an Irish caddie, after a particularly bad shot. Oscar Wilde I dislike arguments of any kind. It's just lucky for the rest of us that the Irish are such a sickly bunch. The shovels haven't arrived, and until they do, you'll have to lean on each other.

Exercise is good for depression. Austin O'Malley That's the Irish people all over - they treat a joke as a serious thing, and a serious thing as a joke. The farmer allows walkers across the field for free, but the bull charges. Hugh Leonard A man who moralizes is usually a hypocrite, and a woman who moralizes is usually plain. It's a conspiracy of silence, he declared.